WHICH WAY IT IS BLOWING.
You know the honeymoon is over when the comedians start.
The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . . and think 25 to life would be appropriate. -- Jay Leno
America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. -- Jay Leno
Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. -- Conan O'Brien
Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser. -- Jay Leno
Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. -- David Letterman
Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America ! -- Jimmy Fallon
Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers. -- Jimmy Kimmel
Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. --David Letterman
Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 62 years ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside Roswell , New Mexico . This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies and organizations.
However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April 1948, nine months after that historic day, the following people were born:
Albert A. Gore, Jr.
Hillary Rodham
John F. Kerry
William J. Clinton
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
Barbara Boxer
See what happens when aliens breed with sheep and jackasses?
I certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you.. It did for me.
No wonder they support the bill to help illegal aliens!
Details Of Obama Openly Gay Military Released
WASHINGTON (SR) - President Barack Obama has directed the Pentagon to
replace the "don't ask, don't tell" policy with one that will allow
openly gay men and women to serve in the military. Defense Secretary
Robert Gates and the chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, Admiral Mike
Mullen, will present details of the plan to U.S. lawmakers next Tuesday.
According to sources inside the Pentagon, changes to be implemented
include adding choreography to marching regimens, equipping all dorms
with double-wide bunks, new fitted uniforms in seasonal color palettes,
the installation of hot tubs, and more.
In a
potentially controversial move, the Pentagon will announce the formation
of a new all-gay, all male regiment named the "Fighting 69th
Sodomites." Sources credit the creation of the 69th to House member
Barney Frank, who has reportedly been working "very, very closely" with
gay Pentagon officials.
Be All You Can Be ARMY ??? & Army Strong
THE SAVIOUR
THE LOSER
These floats were part of the annual Carnival Parade in Germany watched by an estimated 3 million people in 3 German cities including Dusseldorf. With our controlled press, it is interesting to see that German citizens seem to know more about the U.S. political system and environment than the majority of citizens on the streets of America.
“There are
two ways to conquer and enslave a nation.
One is by the sword. The other is by debt.”
John Adams 1826
I have four extra tickets for the Robbie Knievel (son of Evil Knievel) event at the Ford Center next weekend in Beaumont , Texas , if anybody wants them. Robbie is going to attempt to jump over 10,000 Obama supporters with a Caterpillar D-9 bulldozer.
0sama-0(zero)bamas budget plan
"Socialism
is a philosophy of failure,
the creed
of ignorance, and the gospel of envy,
its
inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery.."
-- Winston
Churchill--
These are possibly the 5 best sentences you'll ever read: Unfortunately, most voters don't know this.
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they
do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of
them; and when the other half gets
the idea that it does no good to
work, because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that is
the beginning of the end of any nation.
Can you
think of any reason for not sharing this?
Neither
could I.
"In Israel the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles; we put them into another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work."
A German doctor comments:
"That's nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out of a person; we put it into another person's head, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."
A Russian doctor says:
"That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half of the heart from a person; we put it into another person's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."
A U.S. doctor answers immediately:
"That's nothing my colleagues, you are way behind us....in the USA, about 2 years ago, we grabbed a person from Kenya with no brains, no heart, and no balls....we made him President of the United States, and now....... the whole country is looking for work.